30600 An indolent vicar of Bray
Kept his wif ...
30500
There once was a woman from York
Who ...
30400
A girl attending Bryn Mawr
Com ...
30300 A king sadly said to his queen,
"In pa ...
30200
An explorer whose habits were blunt
...
30100There was a young harlot named Schwartz
Whose cock-pit was stud ...
30000
Boot It
...
29900
There was a young student of art
Who ...
29800 There was a young man, name of Snyder,
...
29700A Dutchman who dwelt in Dundee
Walked into a grocer's named Lee ...
29600 By a cozy peat fire in O'Dell,
S ...
29500 A sailor indulged in coitus
With ...
29400Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I beg ...
29300
Ethnologists up with the Sioux
...
29200When Lady Penelope swoons,
Her tits pop out like balloons.
Par ...
29100There once was a man from Horton,
Who had one long ball and one ...
29000Over the lips, and down the throat,
May you never wake up, next ...
28900
The last time I dined with the King
...
28800A lecherous fellow named Babbitt
Asked a girl if she'd fuck or ...
28700There is a young lass of Valencia
For whom sex is a form of dem ...
28600There was an old maid of Nantucket
Had an asshole as big as a b ...
28500There was a young harlot named Schwartz
Whose cock-pit was stud ...
28400To his bride a young bridegroom said, "Pish!
Your ...
28300
There was a young fellow named Perkin
...
28200I was desperate, I was weary
I prayed for holy guidance from ab ...
28100
There was a young man from Peru
...
28000 There was a young lady named Nance
...
27900 There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as muc ...
27800 There once was a eunuch of Roylem,
...
27700I was desperate, I was weary
I prayed for holy guidance from ab ...
27600There was a young pair from Uganda
Who were having a fuck on a ...
27500 There was a young lady named Ames
...
27400 There was a young man in Hong Kong
...
27300
A young wife in the outskirts of Tass
...
27200
I told her, "Your bank accounts knotted, ...
27100Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
S ...
27000 A lacklustre lady of Brougham
Weaveth ...
26900A Dutchman who dwelt in Dundee
Walked into a grocer's named Lee ...
26800There once was a fiesty young terrier
Who liked to bite girls o ...
26700 Two roosters in one of our pens
...
26600There was a young lady named Alice,
Who used dynamite for a pha ...
26500 There was a Bishop from Trawlee
Who we ...
26400
There was a young colonel from Trent
...
26300An unfortunate fellow named Chase
Had an ass that was not quit ...
26200There once was a girl of Siam
Who said to her lover, young Kiam ...
26100 The Killer's Apology
Here I sit, upon death row
...
26000There was a young lady named Gloria
Who had sex with Sir Wilfred ...
25900An orgasm can be oh so fine
A multiple one quite divine
But if ...
25800
There once was a midwife of Gaul
...
25700There once was a fellow named Clyde,
Who fell in an outhouse an ...
25600 A contortionist hailing from Lynch
Use ...
25500
There once was a young man named Lanny
...
25400 An opera singer named Black
Would fuck ...
25300
There once was a man from Dundee
...
25200Said a girl being had in a shanty,
"My dear, you have got it i ...
25100
There was a young man of the Tweed
...
25000 There is a professor name ...
24900
A chap down in Oklahoma
...
24800Netting a catch
===============
I met her on the Internet,
...
24700There was a young harlot named Schwartz
Whose cock-pit was stud ...
24600A musical lady from China
Stretched catgut across her vagina
T ...
24500There was an old sheik named Al Hassid
Whose tool had become v ...
24400I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh excuse me please" wa ...
24300
There was a young man named Sweeny
...
24200 Maggie is such a sad sack of shit
...
24100There was a young man from St. Paul
Whose cock was exceedingly ...
24000A renowned archaeologist Vern,
Who unearthed an Egyptian clay u ...
23900
There was a young man from Jodhpur
...
23800 There was a young barmaid from Yale,
...
23700 A nymphomaniacal nurse
With a curse th ...
23600Tombstone Epitaph:
Here lies a nun, she lived to the age of o ...
23500
wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind
segmenta ...
23400 There was a young man named O'Malley
W ...
23300There was a young fellow of Ealing
Endowed with such delicate f ...
23200A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screa ...
23100There was a Serbian romp
Who asked NATO to make her a bomb.
...
23000
There once was a young man named Lanny
...
22900 There was a young lady named Ames
...
22800The nipples of Sarah Strong,
When excited, are twelve inches lo ...
22700There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ...
22600 The Communist Party's Earl Browder
...
22500There is a young lass of Valencia
For whom sex is a form of dem ...
22400Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I beg ...
22300
There once was a midwife of Gaul
...
22200There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ...
22100A lady on climbing Mount Shasta
Complained as the mountain grew ...
22000 Van Gogh found a whore who would lay,
...
21900There was a young girl named Prentice
Who had an affair with he ...
21800
There once was a Bactrian camel
...
21700An ingenious young scientist named Joan,
Dosed heavily on testo ...
21600
There was a young lady from France
...
21500
There was a young golfer named Lear
...
21400 There was a young lady of Norway
Who h ...
21300 A stingy old man of St. Giles
Sa ...
21200Why, oh why, does this happen to me?
How did I end up stuck in ...
21100 There was an old lady who lay
With her ...
21000 Have you heard of young Franchot Tone
...
20900A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screa ...
20700 There once was an apple-cheeked runt
W ...
20600 There was a young man of Datchet
...
20500 A young lady from South Carolina
...
20400There was a young lady called Bright
Who could travel much fas ...
20300
There was a young man from Jodhpur
...
20200 There was a sailor from Brighton
...
20100 There was a young lassie named Phyllis
...
20000I have a dog named Tim.......
I once had a dog, and his name ...
19900
There once was a midwife of Gaul
...
19800 There was an old man of Decatur,
...
19700I'm Glad I'm A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes ...
19600
There once was a lady from Salem
...
19500 There was a young girl from nace
Whose ...
19400 There was a young man of Newminster Court
...
19300My Very First Time
The sky was da ...
19200 Part 1 of 2:
There was a young girl w ...
19100
A nudist resort at Benares
Took a mi ...
19000
A studious professor named Nestor
...
18900
A horny old broad from Point Breeze
...
18800There once was a monk from Siberia
Whose manners were rather in ...
18700Tombstone Epitaph:
Here lies a nun, she lived to the age of o ...
18600A Dutchman who dwelt in Dundee
Walked into a grocer's named Lee ...
18500On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virgin ...
18400
A tidy young lady of Streator
...
18300 There was an old man from Pinole
...
18200A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screa ...
18100The Best!!
A weary old lecher named Blott
Took a luscious yo ...
18000If the river was made of whiskey,
And I a diving duck,
I'd swi ...
17900Bob, the zookeeper from Bath,
was known to have trained a giraf ...
17800
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sa ...
17700A crooner who lived in Lahore
Got his balls caught in a door.
No ...
17600
At a four-star hotel in Medan,
...
17500There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who had a funny feeling
S ...
17400There is evidence Clinton's largess
Has been witnessed and was, ...
17300There was a young pair from Uganda
Who were having a fuck on a ...
17200 There was a long lady named Weaver
...
17100The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
Have you done it o ...
17000De Ebonics Crimmus Poem
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ...
16900There once was a man from Sydney
Who stuck it in up to her kidn ...
16800
There was a young fellow named Perkin
...
16700There once was a vampire named Mable
Who's periods were very un ...
16600There once was a monkey named Spunky,
Who was always referred t ...
16500Danger - Men at work
====================
I go to work
and ...
16400A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is go ...
16300Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts wen ...
16200Over the lips, and down the throat,
May you never wake up, next ...
16100 There was a young fellow named Simon
Who ...
16000Danger - Men at work
====================
I go to work
and ...
15900There is a young lass of Valencia
For whom sex is a form of dem ...
15800There once was a fiesty young terrier
Who liked to bite girls o ...
15700 When the Bermondsey bricklayers struck,
...
15600 Once a pirate named Yates
Danced the j ...
15500My back aches, my pussy is sore,
I simply can't fuck any more,
...
15400 There was a young lady of Joppa
Who came ...
15300There was a young man from Racine
Who was weaned at the age of e ...
15200
There was a young fellow named Bream
...
15100There was a young lady from France
Who got on a bus in a trance ...
15000 There was a young girl named Dalrymple
...
14900 There is a professor name ...
14800
Modern Love Poem
...
14700 There once was a eunuch of Roylem,
...
14600
There was a young lady named Flynn
...
14500
There was a young girl named Maxine
...
14400
A crafty young bard named McMahon
...
14300 A pious young lady named Finnegan
...
14200
A girl attending Bryn Mawr
Com ...
14100
There was a young man named Cattell
...
14000Ode to Spam
by Charlie ...
13900Jack and jill went up the hill,
to smoke some marajuana,
jack ...
13800There was a young man from St. Paul
Whose cock was exceedingly ...
13700There was a young lady from Eaton
Whose figure had plenty of me ...
13600 There was a young fellow named Cribbs
...
13500 For sculpture that's really first class
...
13400Tombstone Epitaph
More fun with names with Owen Moore in Batt ...
13300
Thank God for the Duchess of Gloucester,
...
13200When Asimov penned long ago
The Three Laws that all robots know ...
13100 A pious young lady named Finnegan
...
13000There was a young girl of Darjeeling
Who could dance with such ...
12900 It was under the old apple tree
...
12800There once was a girl named Louise
Whose cunt hair hung down to ...
12700A modest young girl named Oola
Once donned a grass skirt to dan ...
12600There was a young lady of Bicester
Who was a lot far nicer than ...
12500
There was a young fellow named Perkin
...
12400A quick witted astronaut, Dwight,
When asked about his upcoming ...
12300
I'd willingly fertilize Mary,
...
12200
The was a young lady with worts
...
12100There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex live was strange ...
12000A Cajun gourmet named LaSalle,
Is the chef at dat place on Cana ...
11900There was a young lady from France
Who got on a bus in a trance ...
11800
Ten Little Gigabytes
Ten ...
11700Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order sh ...
11600 There was a young man named McNamiter
...
11500
There was a young girl named Maxine
...
11400To the tune of 'Yesterday':
Leprocy, bits and pieces falling ...
11300
Peter, first Duke of Orange
...
11200
You've heard of the Duchess of York,
...
11100 Two roosters in one of our pens
...
11000I was desperate, I was weary
I prayed for holy guidance from ab ...
10900
There once was a midwife of Gaul
...
10800
There was a young colonel from Trent
...
10700 The bishop of Winchester Junction
Foun ...
10600I'm Glad I'm A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes ...
10500 There was an old maid from Bermuda
...
10400
Ode to The Bobbits
There ...
10300
Ode to Alcohol
...
10200There once was a poet named Dan,
Who's poetry never would scan. ...
10100
On the breasts of a barmaid named Gail
...
10000 A king sadly said to his queen,
"In pa ...
9900There was a young fellow of Ealing
Endowed with such delicate f ...
9800Mary had a little lamb,
The news made every front page,
With p ...
9700
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sa ...
9600A lovely young virgin named Lynn
Once said about fucking, "It' ...
9500There was a young fellow named Lancelot
Whom his neighbors all ...
9400
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowled ...
9300Three things are certain
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Gues ...
9200 There was a young fellow named Goff
Wh ...
9100In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam, ...
9000A dashing Rabbi from Peru
Was vainly attempting to screw
His w ...
8900 There was a young miss from Johore
...
8800There was a young man named Tom
Who ran screaming home to his mo ...
8700 There was a young lady named Peaches
...
8600
Remember those two of Aberystwyth
Wh ...
8500
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart ...
8400A musical lady from China
Stretched catgut across her vagina
T ...
8300There was a young lady of Spain
Who took down her pants on a t ...
8200There once was a man from Sydney
Who stuck it in up to her kidn ...
8100The typists in Wheesley and Beesley
All fornicate keenly and ea ...
8000
There was a young girl named Maxine
...
7900
A cowhand way out in Seattle
Had a ...
7800There was a young man named Ringer,
Who was seducing a beautifu ...
7700 An indolent vicar of Bray
Kept his wif ...
7600Mary Mary
quite contrary
bought a dildo
lost your cherry
bo ...
7500There once was a poet named Dan,
Who's poetry never would scan. ...
7400I hate you, you hate me,
We're a disfunctional family.
Then a ...
7300
There was a young man from Nantucket
...
7200There was a young vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were very ...
7100 There was an old maid in Van Nuys
...
7000 There was a young lady of Joppa
Who came ...
6900
There was an old woman of Ghent
...
6800 A frugal young fellow named Wise
...
6700 There was a young fellow named Hyde
...
6600 An indolent vicar of Bray
Kept his wif ...
6500
An innocent boy in Lapland
Was ...
6400
Peter, first Duke of Orange
...
6300There once was a senator from Mass
Who drove home a most attrac ...
6200MY SPELL CHECKER
I have a spell checker
It came with my PC
...
6100A sweet young strip-dancer named Jane
Wore five inches of thin ...
6000 There was a young fellow in Buckingham.
...
5900
There was an old woman of Ghent
...
5800 Oh, pity the Duchess of Kent!
He ...
5700There was a young whore whose de-light
Was to lure all ...
5600There was a young fellow of Ealing
Endowed with such delicate f ...
5500Part 3 of 3
Then up spoke a lady from Kew,
And said, as the Bish ...
5400A bather whose clothing was strewd
By breezes which left her qu ...
5300
There once was a fellow named Siegel
...
5200"If the skirts got any shorter"
said the typist with a blush... ...
5100 There was a young couple named Kelly ...
5000The was a young man from Peru
Who lived on cunt scapings and po ...
4900 Part 1 of 2:
There was a young girl w ...
4800There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser ...
4700To quote, or not to quote;
That is the question.
Whether 'tis ...
4600If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation
...
4500 The wife of young Richard of Limerick
...
4400 A bad little girl in Madrid,
A m ...
4300I was desperate, I was weary
I prayed for holy guidance from ab ...
4200There was a young lady of Mott
Who inserted a fly up her twat
...
4100There was an old man of Madrid
Who went to an auct ...
4000'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cuss ...
3900There once was a Bishop of Treet
Who decided to be indiscreet,
...
3800 If you're speaking of actions immoral
...
3700
A fellow who lives in St. Paul
...
3600The was a young man from Peru
Who lived on cunt scapings and po ...
3500
There once was a writer named Twain
...
3400
There was a young man in Woods Hole
...
3300Here I sit Same as ever
Dirty arse, got no paper
Boss is calli ...
3200Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts wen ...
3100
A tidy young lady of Streator
...
3000There was a young lady from china,
who had an enourmous vagina. ...
2900 There was an old spinster of Tyre
Who ...
2800On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virgin ...
2700 Two roosters in one of our pens
...
2600There once was a man from Nepal
Whose turds were exceedingly s ...
2500There was an old man of Duluth
Whose cock was shot off in his y ...
2400
There was a young lady who came from Dec ...
2300There was a young man named M'Gurk
Who dozed off one night afte ...
2200 There was a young fellow from Eno
Who ...
2100Bob, the zookeeper from Bath,
was known to have trained a giraf ...
2000
An innocent boy in Lapland
Was ...
1900 The bishop of Winchester Junction
Foun ...
1800
There was an old woman of Ghent
...
1700DR. SUESS ON PCS
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a p ...
1600Hey!! This isn't a joke but it's a poem:
Kissing is a habit,
...
1500Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes t ...
1400 There once was a gay young Parisian
Wh ...
1300There once was old Chinese drunk,
Who set sail away on his junk ...
1200There once was a monk from Siberia
Whose manners were rather in ...
1100A Limerick gets laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite econ ...
1000There was a young man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machin ...
900 There was a young lady named Maude
A t ...
800 There was a young fellow of Kent
Whose ...
700 There once was wee lad called Marvin
W ...
600
The last time I dined with the King
...
500Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day.
She took ...
400There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his sho ...
300 A young fellow discovered through Freud
...
200 There once was wee lad called Marvin
W ...
100There was a young man named McFee
Who was stung in the balls by ...
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