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13600 There was a young fellow named Cribbs ...
13500 For sculpture that's really first class ...
13400Tombstone Epitaph More fun with names with Owen Moore in Batt ...
13300 Thank God for the Duchess of Gloucester, ...
13200When Asimov penned long ago The Three Laws that all robots know ...
13100 A pious young lady named Finnegan ...
13000There was a young girl of Darjeeling Who could dance with such ...
12900 It was under the old apple tree ...
12800There once was a girl named Louise Whose cunt hair hung down to ...
12700A modest young girl named Oola Once donned a grass skirt to dan ...
12600There was a young lady of Bicester Who was a lot far nicer than ...
12500 There was a young fellow named Perkin ...
12400A quick witted astronaut, Dwight, When asked about his upcoming ...
12300 I'd willingly fertilize Mary, ...
12200 The was a young lady with worts ...
12100There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex live was strange ...
12000A Cajun gourmet named LaSalle, Is the chef at dat place on Cana ...
11900There was a young lady from France Who got on a bus in a trance ...
11800 Ten Little Gigabytes Ten ...
11700Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order sh ...
11600 There was a young man named McNamiter ...
11500 There was a young girl named Maxine ...
11400To the tune of 'Yesterday': Leprocy, bits and pieces falling ...
11300 Peter, first Duke of Orange ...
11200 You've heard of the Duchess of York, ...
11100 Two roosters in one of our pens ...
11000I was desperate, I was weary I prayed for holy guidance from ab ...
10900 There once was a midwife of Gaul ...
10800 There was a young colonel from Trent ...
10700 The bishop of Winchester Junction Foun ...
10600I'm Glad I'm A Woman I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes ...
10500 There was an old maid from Bermuda ...
10400 Ode to The Bobbits There ...
10300 Ode to Alcohol ...
10200There once was a poet named Dan, Who's poetry never would scan. ...
10100 On the breasts of a barmaid named Gail ...
10000 A king sadly said to his queen, "In pa ...
9900There was a young fellow of Ealing Endowed with such delicate f ...
9800Mary had a little lamb, The news made every front page, With p ...
9700 Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shit out taco sa ...
9600A lovely young virgin named Lynn Once said about fucking, "It' ...
9500There was a young fellow named Lancelot Whom his neighbors all ...
9400 THE CREATION OF A VAGINA Seven wise men with knowled ...
9300Three things are certain Death, taxes, and lost data. Gues ...
9200 There was a young fellow named Goff Wh ...
9100In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, ...
9000A dashing Rabbi from Peru Was vainly attempting to screw His w ...
8900 There was a young miss from Johore ...
8800There was a young man named Tom Who ran screaming home to his mo ...
8700 There was a young lady named Peaches ...
8600 Remember those two of Aberystwyth Wh ...
8500 You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart ...
8400A musical lady from China Stretched catgut across her vagina T ...
8300There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on a t ...
8200There once was a man from Sydney Who stuck it in up to her kidn ...
8100The typists in Wheesley and Beesley All fornicate keenly and ea ...
8000 There was a young girl named Maxine ...
7900 A cowhand way out in Seattle Had a ...
7800There was a young man named Ringer, Who was seducing a beautifu ...
7700 An indolent vicar of Bray Kept his wif ...
7600Mary Mary quite contrary bought a dildo lost your cherry bo ...
7500There once was a poet named Dan, Who's poetry never would scan. ...
7400I hate you, you hate me, We're a disfunctional family. Then a ...
7300 There was a young man from Nantucket ...
7200There was a young vampire called Mabel Whose periods were very ...
7100 There was an old maid in Van Nuys ...
7000 There was a young lady of Joppa Who came ...
6900 There was an old woman of Ghent ...
6800 A frugal young fellow named Wise ...
6700 There was a young fellow named Hyde ...
6600 An indolent vicar of Bray Kept his wif ...
6500 An innocent boy in Lapland Was ...
6400 Peter, first Duke of Orange ...
6300There once was a senator from Mass Who drove home a most attrac ...
6200MY SPELL CHECKER I have a spell checker It came with my PC ...
6100A sweet young strip-dancer named Jane Wore five inches of thin ...
6000 There was a young fellow in Buckingham. ...
5900 There was an old woman of Ghent ...
5800 Oh, pity the Duchess of Kent! He ...
5700There was a young whore whose de-light Was to lure all ...
5600There was a young fellow of Ealing Endowed with such delicate f ...
5500Part 3 of 3 Then up spoke a lady from Kew, And said, as the Bish ...
5400A bather whose clothing was strewd By breezes which left her qu ...
5300 There once was a fellow named Siegel ...
5200"If the skirts got any shorter" said the typist with a blush... ...
5100 There was a young couple named Kelly ...
5000The was a young man from Peru Who lived on cunt scapings and po ...
4900 Part 1 of 2: There was a young girl w ...
4800There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser ...
4700To quote, or not to quote; That is the question. Whether 'tis ...
4600If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation ...
4500 The wife of young Richard of Limerick ...
4400 A bad little girl in Madrid, A m ...
4300I was desperate, I was weary I prayed for holy guidance from ab ...
4200There was a young lady of Mott Who inserted a fly up her twat ...
4100There was an old man of Madrid Who went to an auct ...
4000'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cuss ...
3900There once was a Bishop of Treet Who decided to be indiscreet, ...
3800 If you're speaking of actions immoral ...
3700 A fellow who lives in St. Paul ...
3600The was a young man from Peru Who lived on cunt scapings and po ...
3500 There once was a writer named Twain ...
3400 There was a young man in Woods Hole ...
3300Here I sit Same as ever Dirty arse, got no paper Boss is calli ...
3200Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon 10,000 volts wen ...
3100 A tidy young lady of Streator ...
3000There was a young lady from china, who had an enourmous vagina. ...
2900 There was an old spinster of Tyre Who ...
2800On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virgin ...
2700 Two roosters in one of our pens ...
2600There once was a man from Nepal Whose turds were exceedingly s ...
2500There was an old man of Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his y ...
2400 There was a young lady who came from Dec ...
2300There was a young man named M'Gurk Who dozed off one night afte ...
2200 There was a young fellow from Eno Who ...
2100Bob, the zookeeper from Bath, was known to have trained a giraf ...
2000 An innocent boy in Lapland Was ...
1900 The bishop of Winchester Junction Foun ...
1800 There was an old woman of Ghent ...
1700DR. SUESS ON PCS If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a p ...
1600Hey!! This isn't a joke but it's a poem: Kissing is a habit, ...
1500Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes t ...
1400 There once was a gay young Parisian Wh ...
1300There once was old Chinese drunk, Who set sail away on his junk ...
1200There once was a monk from Siberia Whose manners were rather in ...
1100A Limerick gets laughs anatomical Into space that is quite econ ...
1000There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking machin ...
900 There was a young lady named Maude A t ...
800 There was a young fellow of Kent Whose ...
700 There once was wee lad called Marvin W ...
600 The last time I dined with the King ...
500Mary had a little watch, She swallowed it one day. She took ...
400There was an old man from Peru Who dreamt he was eating his sho ...
300 A young fellow discovered through Freud ...
200 There once was wee lad called Marvin W ...
100There was a young man named McFee Who was stung in the balls by ...
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