Random-Quotes Main

Fun Pics
Funny Poem # 25898 Generated: 01/13/2010 13:00

     Mary had a little lamb,
     Its fleece was slightly grey.
     It didn't have a father,
     Just some borrowed DNA.

     It sort of had a mother,
     Though the ovum was on loan.
     It was not so much a lambkin
     As a little lamby clone.

     And soon it had a fellow clone,
     And soon it had some more.
     It made the children laugh and sing,
     The teachers found it droll;
     There were too many lamby clones
     For Mary to control.

     No other could control the sheep
     Since their programs didn't vary,
     So the scientists resolved it all
     By simply cloning Mary.

     But now they feel quite sheepish,
     Those scientists unwary.
     One problem solved, but what to do
     With Mary, Mary, Mary?

Send to Friend
<< Previous poem Next poem >>
Make Money Online Move Abroad Drug Resources Find your lookalike Medical Info
 
Archives  Privacy Policy  Bookmark 
© Copyright SpekGY, Inc. 2004